Monthly Archives: January 2011

Day 31: January WhaleBytes

Iam the east whale. I observe the WhaleBytes.

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Day 30: Space, the Final Frontier?

I, in the matter of one week, have found myself on 4 different flights, two long train rides, and 5 different countries. Yet, my life that its purposiveness spread out across 3 different continents seems to have left me jaded … Continue reading

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day 29 in two parts. a cold day in london.

im currently in a giraffe in london near bloomsbury trying to warm myself up with a warm cup of earl grey. hope it works. mobile battery running dry… ok, back home now.  powered by the mains now and on main … Continue reading

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day 28: egypt blocks the internet

“On that same night I will pass through Egypt and strike down every firstborn – both men and animals – and I will bring judgement on all the gods of Egypt. I am the LORD” ok, that was a little … Continue reading

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Day 27: Meta, meta, meta

I still don’t have time to say very much here.  Much less time to get a chatbot to say it for me.  Although I do admire their gift of concision and elegance of verbiage; it’s curious just how apposite phrases … Continue reading

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Day 27: ftw!!!

I totally win. Yep, it’s true. And as the winner, I humbly dub myself the Computer Master of Amazingness… Of the UNIVERSE (despite my complete and total lack of anything remotely related to technical skill and/or prowess)!!! That is, however, … Continue reading

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scan.thewhalebytes()

>>build.logictree() >>scan.wikipedia.org() …. please wait processing dataset

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Day 26: Turing testy

You know, it really shouldn’t be beyond the bounds of possibility to write a chatbot that would do this.  I agreed to post occasionally as part of this project, but it’s been a busy month, and so often I don’t … Continue reading

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Day 26- the boycott.

Today, following another early morning spent arguing with the Apple Store ‘geniuses’ about the fact that after a week full of ‘visits,’ my computer still doesn’t function, I decided to boycott. I am unplugging. I do bite my thumb at … Continue reading

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$/ ~reboot sysae

>> …. . .-.. .-.. —   .– — .-. .-.. -.. >> 0100 00110 0011 > parser.translate.common() Pershëndetje Botë Arabic أهلاً بالعالم (Ahlan bil ‘Alam) Armenian Բարե՛ւ, աշխարհ։ (barev ash’kharh) Azeri Salam Dünya Czech Ahoj Světe! Basque/Euskara Kaixo mundua! Belarusian (Pryvitan’ne, … Continue reading

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